My Dear Bottle! Ah Ah!

Nguria kirabu giki kai ni giakiihura atia?
Nguria nguminywira metha iriku na ni nyotire?

Waiter ngunurira ngima nguminywa ndugamite
Ngunurira ngima mumero no mwithua,

Na wike haraka na wike haraka,
Muciī ni niī mweterere eeeh
Muciī ni niī mweterere

Umuthi ni muico wa mweri na nyumba ni nguriha
Kwogwo ngunyua twiri njoke ndengererie mama mburi

Woi Ngunúrira ingi múmero no múngaru,
Ngunurira íngi gwithamba nikuruta nguo,

Umuthi ndaminywa, umuthi ndaminywa,
Rucio ni rukeririra, rucio ni rukeririra

Gacuba gakwa nyonia ndi mutongu ndukanjonore,
Aya othe me guku waiter manengere ngima ngima,

Woi kunywa kurio ií, na utume bill haraka
Kunyua kurio ií rehe ingi ithatu uguo turi
Kunyua kurio ií, kunyua kurio eh,
Ti ríria mbeca ciagaga ií, ti riria mbeca ciagaga

Nithukumaga ngiiyagwo Wamathina ndithomaga,
Nengera uyu urang’orota akihuraga na miruki

Na njohi cia ibango na umwire akanyuire metha ingi,
Njohi cia ibango niī tutihotaga nacio

Gacuba gakwa we, gacuba gakwa we
Ngutura ngukumagia eh, ngutura ngukumagia

Aah Aah
My dear bottle, Ah ah


(Dialogue)

Wamathina; Wewe apana angaria mimi ivo lete nikiitisha

Waiter; Sasa nimeamua kwanzia saa hii ni pesa mbere

Wamathina; Aca we, Meja Wa Ndung’u ona niī ndina kibandi, nyenderio na urehere uyu winamitie kiongo haha, We! Ukiria kiongo unyuaga hehu i kana hiu kari riria mbeca ciagaga?

Waiter; Ndigukuhitha nama ndingikunura ingi Wamathina, hatari baribari… Haiya na kai hihi rutiriaga nokugetha rugethaga ii
I hihi ni uramenya ucio ni landlord waku we!?

Wamathina; Eeeeni, ala! kai Malandlord matanyuaga? munengere kiria ahuthagira na u keep change my dear niguo umenye gwitu ni Mutati Gatundu, na ndi Munjiru wa Mbari Ya Mbogo iria itakirithagio ndoro, ukimenyaga kuuma umuthi uriturunyaga mugunda gwakwa

Waiter; Igua uguo riu, no mathaa macio marakiuga cash!


Riu tondu ni ndainuka ndiri ona hera muhuko,
Muciī gutiri kindu gia guikio kanua njoka ikire
Na ni mweri imwe na nginya nyumba ndire ndirariha,

Mutumia anyona ona ciana no kiriro
Mwene nyumba anyona, mwene nyumba anyona
Kuburi agathi kugura, kuburi agathi kugura

Ah ah, Haiya Ah!

(Dialogue)
(Child Cries Hysterically)

Wife; Woooi Jehovah wa iguru na thii, ucio ni mwene nyumba ukite..

Landlord; Muriega, Muriega

Wife; Aca tutire na uru

Landlord: Oooh Yeah, Oooh Yes, ndikirokire

Wife: Ndunagika uru eh..

Landlord; Nyumba nitukuongerera, tondu mai mahaicite muno…

Wife; Haiya, tamba witie mbeca cia mweri muthiru, tondu ndirona ukineo,
ta hwai ndaragiukire ahuana ta ndoro ndaragereire kuria mutahetukaga…

Landlord; No! no! no! na arari DDO? githi hwai ndarari DDO? riria maranyuaga kirabu…

Credits
Joe Wamathina(Zoe Joe)
Track: Gacuba Gakwa